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[Dec. 5th, 2029|08:05 pm]
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[Nov. 14th, 2029|02:34 pm]
A pin has a head, but has no hair;
A clock has a face, but no mouth there;
Needles have eyes, but they cannot see;
A fly has a trunk without lock or key;
A timepiece may lose, but cannot win;
A corn-field dimples without a chin;
A hill has no leg, but has a foot;
A wine-glass a stem, but not a root;
A watch has hands, but no thumb or finger;
A boot has a tongue, but is no singer;
Rivers run, though they have no feet;
A saw has teeth, but it does not eat;
Ash-trees have keys, yet never a lock;
And baby crows, without being a cock )
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One. [Dec. 5th, 2009|09:59 pm]
There once were some students of TEACUP,
Who left off their studies to lollop.
They philandered all day, flimflamer and play,
And now they're all in for a larrup!
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